Wednesday, August 10, 2011

My bagel has a hole in it. Can I eat it?

My local coffee shop sold me a bagel today. Much to my surprise, when I opened my bag, it had a hole in it! Right in the center of the bagel, a gaping hole was featured. I attempted a return, but they rejected my proposal. Now i'm stuck with a possibly poisoned, toasted, bagel bagel with cream cheese. Is it safe to eat, do you think? I am extremely hesitant as i am a very important, irreplaceable person.

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